“…It is a new school year and for college soccer player, Marc Stuart, which means a visit to my office for his sports physical examination. Marc is attending college on an athletic scholarship so his college is most interested in the results of his complete medical examination. I instruct Marc to strip completely naked as I begin his physical.

Marc is in tip-top physical condition and I would hazard a guess and state that he is ideally suited to play soccer. His body is firm and trim, his joints are strong, and his weight is ideal for the extreme cardio workout that the sport of soccer entails.

For all of Marc's previous examinations at my office, he remained a cool cucumber (or make that "his cucumber remained cool")? Regardless, Marc became fully aroused during the initial segment of his physical and remained so for over half of his examination.

This allowed me the opportunity to fully examine for a longer period of time his erect, uncircumcised penis. I was able to retract and stretch out his foreskin at multiple intervals to determine that it would not present any issues for him during normal sexual intercourse.

Most likely owing to his aroused condition, I took the liberty of giving Marc his most rigorous prostate examination to date. While he remained silent throughout this portion of the exam, his penis still kept itself in a semi-turgid condition throughout the prolonged examination.

Marc confessed to slight burning sensation in his penis, so I always thought it best to make sure that he had not contracted a sexually transmitted disease, so I did take a urethral culture from his penis. The insertion of the cotton tipped applicator was the reason for his sudden loss of rigidity and while he remained stoic throughout the sampling, his facial expression expressed relief at its conclusion.

To complete today's office visit, I instructed Marc to produce a semen specimen. While his legs were still supported in the exam table stirrups, I handed him a collection dish and took the liberty to continue with the vigorous prostate continuing until Marc concluded the visit with his ejaculation…”